: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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