I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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