the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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