come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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