I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
i now understand why vodka
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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