After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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