Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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