That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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