belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
FUCK WHALES
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