I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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