he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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