you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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