problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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