why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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