I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
handjob tips. give me some.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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