Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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