even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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