I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
