At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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