So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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