it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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