Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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