My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize