chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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