I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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