finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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