i just google imaged poop.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
