So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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