I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
