Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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