Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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