Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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