i just google imaged poop.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
