she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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