waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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