do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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