Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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