all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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