She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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