I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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