what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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