My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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