Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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