OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I am available for nakedness
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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