Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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