she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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