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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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