no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
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I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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