you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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