Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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