we're blogging at a bar
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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