I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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